Aaaah the enthusiasm of the initial aeroplane spoon- all the sound effects, all the zooming from afar followed by, 20 minutes later, ALL THE BRIBERY.

Please, just one mouthful and then you can have a million ice creams etc.

Here’s a salute to all the dinnertime pilots out there.

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